"So now I have the vote. Big deal. The vote and a nickle will get me a cup of coffee.
"Bathtub gin? Who do you think I am, Helen 'Glug Glug' Morgan??" *
"Like it's my dream to stand here wigless while you go about your business."
*Helen Morgan was a beautiful torch singer from the 1920s and early '30, who pioneered the practice of singing while draped provocatively on a piano. She was a little too fond of booze, and her pickled liver gave out in 1941.