Tickets please

One of the worst movies I still have a stub from:

i.e. Cabin Boy

As bad as Cabin Boy was, it still wasn't as bad as the absolute worst major motion picture I've ever forked over money to see: Victor/Victoria.

That was agony to sit through.  I couldn't even get up and leave, because I came with somebody else, and either they drove, and I'd have to get a bus home, or I drove, and they'd have to get a bus home.  

So I did what I always do when I'm stuck in a movie theatre watching something awful: I count the edits.