P-P-Pick up a ...

penguin.

Or two.

Two is better, to wit:

penguin plates

penguin lamps

penguin ties

 penguin bags

 penguin 'pouf' 

I'd call it a hassock, but Zazzle calls 'em 'poufs.'

My store also has penguin shirts and penguin mugs and penguin pillows and penguin passport holders and penguin buttons and penguin wallets and penguin lunchboxes and penguin pillowcases and... LOTS more penguin-ity.

To see it, to buy it, go here:  https://www.zazzle.com/the_olden_eye/penguin

To see and/or buy any or all of the other 15,000+ items in my store, go here:
https://www.zazzle.com/the_olden_eye/products