tie me up, tie me down

But make sure it's with one of the awesome ties from here:

https://www.zazzle.com/the_olden_eye/ties?dp=252203957183801759&ps=120

Like this one:

radio radio

 And this one:

1948 Austin Devon

 And also this one:

a carved wooden owl

HOW

COOL

IS

THAT

???

 Speaking of cool...

We have Comedy serenading Tragedy.

 Our tie collection is almost lemon-tless!

REALLY!!

 Ties so cool, they're COLD !

Global warming might make polar bears extinct, but they'll live on with this tie.

 Hopefully, though that extinction won't happen fast.

And hopefully a LOT less fast than these race cars.

 Getting back to the polar bear topic, maybe if they can't live in the Arctic anymore they can get work as advertising mascots.

Wanna see MORE MORE MORE awesomely awesome ties?  Go here:

https://www.zazzle.com/the_olden_eye/ties?ps=92&qs=ties&dp=252203957183801759&pg=1