Monday, November 30, 2015

Cyber Monday

So it's Cyber Monday, and not just Cyber Monday, it's the last day of the month of November, 2015.

Make it memorable.

Not by purchasing mass-produced Made in China junk that by this time next year you're either thinking 'What possessed me to waste money on THAT??' or 'I think it's time to shell out for the upgrade.'

That is not memorable; it's life and business as usual. and who in their right mind wants that?

Nobody, that's who.

Which brings us to what will - nay, what guarantees - to make it memorable, i.e. by
getting something rare, unbelievable and awesome from the wholly-owned subsidiaries of the Full-Service Bohemian.

Such as...

circa 1937 biscuit tin depicting the British royal family, i.e. King George VI and the gang.

Gonna be able to find the above on Amazon?  

Not in this lifetime.

Or howza 'bout this:
History's most adorable -- and musical - Christmas elf.  

Is Best Buy offering 'up to 65% off' on him?

Don't make me laugh.

And then there's...

Can you get the above on or... um, well, ANYWHERE other than my shop?

In a word, no.

And these?  Can these be had at

The answer is not just no, it's never.

So do something nice for you and your nears and dears this Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus, and don't fatten the coffers of The Man.

Get some rare awesomeness from:

You'll be glad you did.

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