You should also get some of the unique and awesome and rare stuff that's in my Zazzle store: www.zazzle.com/the_olden_eye . Won't make you wise (well, maybe will. I dunno.) but should go a long way vis-a-vis making you happy. And/or someone else happy, who receives something -- or multiple somethings - you got for them.
Now on to what you came for:
A lovely vaudeville performer, and her beautiful talking bird.You can get her on t-shirts -- mouse pads skins/decals -- mugs -- tote bags -- greeting cards, and neckties. Go to: www.zazzle.com/the_olden_eye/products and enter 'bird lady'
Now we leave the sunny charm of the bird lady and enter the heart of darkness...Is it BLACKMAIL?? Yep, I think so. The above angsty, agida-laden image is available on t-shirts -- coasters -- notebooks -- letterhead -- mouse pads -- mugs -- tote bags -- wall clocks -- buttons -- greeting cards -- phone cases -- greeting cards -- ceramic tiles and MORE. Go to: www.zazzle.com/the_olden_eye/products and enter 'blackmail'