He's a dog man, she's a cat lady!
What can we expect? Fur flying? Dishes breaking? Tears and recriminations?
Nope. It's all good.
The above two images appear on a wealth of stuff: tshirts, mugs, decals, and oodles more.
Go to www.zazzle.com/the_olden_eye, and in the box marked 'Search This Store' enter 'dog man.'